Uncut cock with long foreskin and jig juicy balls in your face.
In the tradition of SAS COCK and Rumpled Foreskin, letting my giant uncut penis hang out and get some air. Imagine if you were sitting on the bench in the locker room, and someone walked up right in front of you, took off their shorts and underwear, and this is the massive uncut cock you saw, just flopping around right in front of your face, and wearing a cock ring. Then his phone beeps, and he ends up standing there naked from the waist down as he starts texting on his phone. You pull out the newspaper you were reading on the treadmill, and pull your baseball cap down, so no one can see you're definitely not reading the paper. This goes on for like ten minutes.